You Don't Wanna Get Shredded

Jack brought his own shredder from home and keeps it under his desk. All day long, the office is filled with the whirring of Jack's shredder. He shreds everything, and he shreds it loudly. The rest of us simply throw our items in our paper waste bin, where they are hauled off to be put in a specific "To Be Shredded" receptacle at the end of the night. Jack doesn't trust the waste bins or the "To Be Shredded" receptacle. Jack doesn't trust anything unless it's noisy and super irritating.