You Don't Wanna Waste Time With Jack

Jack takes too long with clients. One day a woman sat at Jack's desk and managed to read the newspaper from cover to cover while he slowly took care of updating the client's information in the computer. He slowly hunted and pecked his way across the keyboard in his usual purposeful and stupid way, and the woman kept the newspaper raised as to create a physical barrier between herself and Jack. She rudely flipped pages and audibly sighed, wondering how much longer her visit with Jack could possibly take. To this day, that awesomely wonderful woman is my hero.