You Don't Wanna Eat Like Jack

He munches carrots at his desk almost daily. They're baby carrots, most of the time, but they sound like big, thick, cartoon carrots, the kind of carrots that only Bugs Bunny himself could crunch through. The sound of Jack biting into the carrots, and then laboriously chewing through them until they've become sufficiently pasty and easy to swallow, is like the sound of death galloping into the office and slowly claiming your soul.