You Don't Wanna Save A Tree

He prints out every email that he receives. He prints out emails that do not have words in them, only attachments. He has a stack of printed emails that are blank except for a small icon of an Excel or Word file. He runs back and forth from the printer all day. When the printer flashes "Change Toner Soon- 700 Pages Left," he gets nervous. He doesn't know how to change the toner, and it's easy to go through 700 pages in a jiffy.