You Don't Wanna Drive Behind Jack

A police officer pulled Jack over for speeding. I was shocked to hear this because I've driven behind Jack and it's like being parked in front of a wall. Also, he can barely see over the steering wheel. And when he parks his car in the parking lot, the bumper scrapes up over the curb. The last thing about his car, he has his initials on his license plate. That's SO Jack.