You Don't Wanna Go To Jack's House

The office was going to host a holiday party, and Jack offered to have it at his house instead of a bar. Everybody pictured Jack pompously leading his fellow co-workers on a tour of his home while wearing a plush red smoking robe, slippers, and black socks. Everybody pictured Jack playing bartender in his kitchen and soaking in all of the attention. Everybody pictured Jack loudly and overly graciously insisting somebody take advantage of his guest room. The office did not throw a holiday party at all.