You Don't Wanna Be Japanese

A Japanese woman, from Japan, sat at Jack's desk. Jack was amazed by this woman and asked her if she knew how to speak Japanese. "Yes, of course," she said, slightly puzzled since she had just told him she was born and raised in Japan and had only come to America a year ago. "That's great!" Jack replied as if talking to a child. "It's a really good thing these days to know another language!"