You Don't Wanna Be Chained

Jack came into the office on his day off. He was dressed in casual clothes- shorts, sandles, socks, and a short sleeved button-up shirt. The top few buttons of his shirt were undone to reveal a 24 carat gold chain, which hugged his neck so tightly it may as well have been a dog collar. The necklace said "I wanted to buy 24 carat, but I didn't want to pay extra for a proper length." Always after a deal, that one.