You Don't Wanna Be Serviced

Jack refers to General Standard as a "full service" company to his clients. He makes it sound like the company is either a gas station or a dirty massage parlor. Jack is such a doofus.

You Don't Wanna Be Chained

Jack came into the office on his day off. He was dressed in casual clothes- shorts, sandles, socks, and a short sleeved button-up shirt. The top few buttons of his shirt were undone to reveal a 24 carat gold chain, which hugged his neck so tightly it may as well have been a dog collar. The necklace said "I wanted to buy 24 carat, but I didn't want to pay extra for a proper length." Always after a deal, that one.

You Don't Wanna Be Sweet

Gina baked cookies and brought them into work. When everyone else had had their fill of cookies, she offered one to Jack, who accepted the cookie and flirtatiously added, "Gina, this cookie is sweet, but not as sweet as you." Gina has now lost her interest in baking.